Stupid Laws

Alabama - It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church

Alaska - It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown

Arizona - Hunting camels is prohibited.

Arkansas - It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas

California - Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

Colorado - It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

Connecticut- You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Delaware -Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Florida - Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Georgia - Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Hawaii - In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat

Idaho - Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Illinois - It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Indiana - Bathing is prohibited during the winter.

Iowa - Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

Kansas - It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

Kentucky- By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

Louisiana- Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Maine - You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Maryland -You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.

Massachusetts- You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.

Michigan - It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.

Minnesota- It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Mississippi- A man may not seduce a woman by lying, and claiming he will marry her

Missouri - Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

Montana - It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.

Nebraska - A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

Nevada -It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

New Hampshire - One must not collect seaweed

New Jersey - It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder

New Mexico - Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

New York - A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

North Carolina - Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

North Dakota - Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

Ohio - Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

Oklahoma - Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Oregon - You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

Pennsylvania- A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

Rhode Island- Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina - Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

South Dakota - If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Tennessee- You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile

Texas - It is illegal to take more that three sips of beer while standing

Utah- A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

Vermont - Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

Virginia - There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

Washington - A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".

West Virginia- No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions".

Wisconsin - Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)

Wyoming - It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

Source: bitoffun.com